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deuce deuce. [14 Mar 2009|06:09pm]
[ mood | gang star ]

im so pissed. i get pissed so easily over the dumbest shit. & right now its over deadjournal. im not exactly sure why im spending my saturday afternoon browsing through my old online journals...but it sucked me in & now ive been here for an hour or 40. anyways...my deadjournal--i can't remember the password&ive tried everything. i dont know, but its just driving me crazy.

this thing is ancient though:

thoughts off hand:
im ready for summer.
im killin this budlight right now.
& it is damn good.
beer is so good.

its weird.
im usually really tough.
& quite the cold hearted bitch.
i don't get close to guys.

but im missing this one boy.
& he's smart & he's mysterious.
he has cool eyes.
& i can't sit on the phone with him for hours & not have to say anything.
he's cool & he's got swagg.

& i will get him back.
& do things right.
& we will be happy little boyfriend & girlfriends again.

that is all for right meow.

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[18 May 2006|07:17pm]

my life is always changing.

hm ahhh

oh no. marissa from the OC just died or something. :(!
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[16 May 2006|11:29am]
Mom, for once in my life listen to what I'm about to tell you on the telephone.

I want to go home? with my sister? I think???

FUCK, im so indecisive.

lets get drunk and make out.
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[07 May 2006|12:39pm]
go to hell.

and my ear is FUCKED UP and thats pissing me off too.

AND im hungry.
all i have in my belly is fruit snacks and a WHOLE lot of alcohol from the bar lastnite. gross.
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[29 Apr 2006|12:22pm]
so i really feel like im going to puke. something is wrong with me. i think im dying. and i dont mean that jokingly...i seriously get really paranoid about my health when i start to think about it and recently i feel like im going to die. something is FOR REAL wrong.

im an abuser. (ha) and that probably has soooo much to do with it. because all i do is sleep and walk around all zombie-fied like 'what is going on?'. i dont know. if you weren't born mentally challenged can it grow on you? cause maybe i am going through a transformation and becoming incredibly fucking retarded. i dont know...WHO KNOWS...maybe im pregnent. fuck you bitches. dont go sayin' i am. im kidding (but who knows, its possible. no really though.)

maybe im going to spontaneously combust.
but its probably just mono and i should PROLLY go see a doc but i get scared. i have a fear. and i dont want to overcome it. in the least.

i think im seriously, like way way way crazy
my head is fucked dude. its weirdin me out
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[19 Apr 2006|12:04pm]
tomorrow i will celebrate the best holiday in the world.
lets cover the walls in smoke.

i have minutes on my phone.
anyone who isn't doing anything should call me and come over and hang out all day and do the deed.


no one lame.
one love bitches...one love.

e x c i t e d.
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caffiene addiction like woahhhh [11 Apr 2006|08:20pm]
i do not move.
i am a sloth.
since i am not working lately i just sit.
and sleep.
and act soooo sloth-ish.

i am the laziest little shit.

hand me some chocoate cake and a remote and let me
rest my dinner plate on my belly.


story of my life now

i had fun in flint! lots. i passed out in the back seat and all i remember is erich going "nichole. wake up. nichole. i want to say hi..."
drunk dave cracks me up.
"NICHOLE. you have to know that you are my favorite girlfriend that steve has had ......ever. by far. the best girl....ever. i love you nichole. you got the other ones beat by...FAR. we love you so much. you're the coolest one."

me: "pfft. well omg. OBVIOUSLY."

"soooo much better than _________. really, you dont even understand."

me: "......dave. im flattered, but where is all this bullshit coming from?"

:) bye fuckheads.
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[07 Apr 2006|03:30pm]

ah haaaaaaaaa.

i love katie stanley and nicole lipsky.

and thats all there really is about that.
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im so sick and twisted. [05 Apr 2006|07:22pm]

When I go to bed, I get hungry! When I sit down to eat, I get sexy! I saw a man, lying in the middle of the road! And I said "can I help you"? And he said "I just found a parking space, now I'm waiting for my wife to go buy a car!

Life is great, without it you'd be dead.Collapse )

im naming my next pet gummo.
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[04 Apr 2006|10:15am]
chris conley is a hugggge crazy fat thing with pink hair.
i think he was better off as a cokehead.

i still love you

its nice enough outside.
so i have NO excuses anymore to not get out
there and go running. i think
its so necessary. so run nichole run.
i like exercising.....once i start.
its just so easy being lazy
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[02 Apr 2006|09:31am]
dont ever operate a vehicle after abusing ambien.
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crack my head open on the kitchen floor. [01 Apr 2006|04:43pm]
Dear diary,

I am sitting here in Steves PJ pants and a huge sweatshirt with wet hair. It is friday and it is 6:00. There is a problem with this. I am lazy. Sitting in a very messy apartment. AND my friend Germy, Pizza Face......Jeremy Samson is on his way over for a mission. A drug mission. No big deal. You know. AND I still have to clean and get ready. I have a feeling this is not going to happen. I need an energy drink. I need to get moving. I need someone to help me drink my 5:00 and finish the beers left in the fridge. I think he will do that. I want to smoke some weed.


PS. make these damn cramps leave my belly please. HELLLLLLLLLLLLO Midol.


(everytime i write in this i think about how stupid it is the whole entire time. its soooo yesterday.)

PSS. I like today although I have not moved and Ive taken about 3 naps. I still like today. I realllllllllly have to pee.
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I love today. [19 Mar 2006|02:32pm]

Kuufer (2:27:58 PM): hey, i found out i have a wedding to attend on april 8th, which is the day of the STDs concert, which is bad for me but could be good for you, i have 2 tickets nonetheless....i am going to central tonight.....but if you want them get a hold i can leave them for you...late 810 625 3267 ...

OH SO Badly (2:28:26 PM): YES I WANT THEM.

OH SO Badly (2:28:27 PM): how much

Kuufer (2:28:38 PM): u can have em

Kuufer (2:28:46 PM): just gonna have to pick em up from crib

Kuufer (2:29:25 PM): u are the only dork i know who listens to STD

Im going to saves the day. haaaaaaaaaa for free! because i know sweet boys, yes.
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HERES TO THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE........... [19 Mar 2006|03:06am]

Im peeing my pants.
I love this girl.
Nic(h)ole's represent.
I have the best twin in the world.
If you are a chubby son-of-a-whore...put your pinky finger down. you aint pimpin.
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dome fuckersssssssss. oooooooow kiss my pusssssssssssssakljskd [26 Feb 2006|01:38am]
pksu eppppppppp/ drunk cant do it

omg. so things are alright. tyeah thats right as long as your thinggggggggggggsssss waste d okay. i dont thiknow. but things are nuts. i wanted to listen to tunes in thecra but apparetnly it was too loud. thats crrazy. nothing is ever too loud. im going to get in trouble for making too much tooo much noise with rfytg this shit. i was promised music. ya know. gooooooooooooooooooooood fucking shit. but i just got hspal....that was supposed to say 'slapped' becuase my typing is npoise to the ears. where is all american rejects lead singer and fuckingg the academenty is? ummm who knows. stop nicky stip. bye im going to listen to musc and top all thse tall blue moon bears. not bears@@@!!!!! beera. with oranges with some smirnoff mixed drinks that aren't even strong enough to get 4 year olds drunk off their assses. byyyyyyyyyyyye. dp dp so trashed. why do i always get inrtrouble for this behavior when i lovbe it???? fuck black key boards and guys sleeping on couches. i just wanna be sillllllllllllllly

jrr hiiiiiiiiiii nutso girl.

your brain has holes in it.

make them go awayy. grow them back and go to bed.

but i cant insominia.

sillllllllllly little girl.
snoring is not for you.
bottom line. bitoches. and bizzos. attention all dicks and bitches.

i drink at the poker table til morning when i have to work and they be like 'what upp' and i go
'no me tired.' ask the arabs when their new stock of ephedra will be ready for me. thats right me.

thank fogod for backspace
admit you've never seen me in this state

ps. is that the dayton family?
"no thats wu tang clan"

"its because i can't see through my bangs..........."
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i. kick. you. in. balls.? fuck.er. [18 Feb 2006|08:55am]
so we got so drunk. its really not funny today. at least not as funny as it was yesterday. sick very sick. im sure emily would realize she was too if she could get off the couch. we should not have been taking these pictures lastnight, but here: ha.

this was before

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this was after

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im gonna throw up.Collapse )

todays agenda: eat taco bell and roll over and die until work.
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[15 Feb 2006|10:00am]

I miss my best friend way too much.

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and i love this fucker.........

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but i hate waking up in the morning (or afternoon, probably)

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[04 Feb 2006|12:15pm]

Meet Jiggly Puff:

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She's a little devil.
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Paper Trails? [25 Jan 2006|11:49am]
[ mood | tipsy ]

SOOOO I can’t seem to get out of it...feeling like shit that is. I convince myself not to open my eyes…to over sleep until I’m comfortable enough to sleep the god damn day away on that nice memory foam pillow resting in my childish carebear pillow case. Heres to late nights and on to early mornings….where I’m sitting at the poker table chasing shots of Bacardi Select w/ Jack Daniels (writing that makes me want to rip out my eyeballs & puke all over ya'lls living room floors, but it happened). Here’s to nights of masturbating on the couch and tossing and turning. Here’s to far more cigarettes then I ever wanted to smoke & heres to the lack of kind bud. Let’s take a time out to cheers the Arabians running the gas stations that I steel rockstars and crunk juice from every fucking night. Hip hip hooray HoRnY goat weed. Here’s to fucking up friendships and missing old friends. Give it up for hating computers but sitting in front of them anyways. High fives to deadjournal entries and the days of no worries.
Lets scream procrastination.
Lets start our new job & bring in the doe.
Lets start feeling better, more productive, more busy.
Lets turn up the music and scream with Underoath.
Be there for me & re-sweep me off my size 7 1/2 feet.
...Put on our skating shoes and jump on our boards.
If I could drive and drive forever, we'd do it.
I don't need it. I won't lie, It's not you, its my fucking head
& the racin' and pacin' that it does. I can still thank you for
always being there, right buddy? I'm so sorry, I'm such a "baby"
(I like the word, just in different context)<3

I'm a little nuts, you're always right in that way. -Nichole

We'll piss all over your face

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Happy New Year!!! Get drunk. [31 Dec 2005|02:41pm]
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